Ethryphobia is a dislike or intolerance of the colour red
Although little publicised the condition is rife throughout the world. It is particularly common in Liverpool, England.
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Little did Jenny suspect that Bill was ethryphobic. Jenny found herself drawn into relegation battles, infighting and dealings with a shady tax-exile known only as "The Hamperman". Bill spent millions of pounds, millions he could ill afford, in a desperate attempt to bring blueness back to the world.
It is little comfort to poor Jenny to realise that Bill's anti-red obsession is entirely rational, sane and sensible.
Bill and Jenny need your support and they need it now.